Before you can Sign Up on Old Man Dad Records, make sure you read these terms of use carefully. If you do not, you will be permanently banned and sent into the compactor.

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Rule No. 1

No Stockings​

 

If you are a stocking, you are not permitted to sign up on Old Man Dad Records

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Rule No. 2

Be Respectful

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If you disrespect any artist signed to Old Man Dad Records, you will be banned

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Rule No. 3

Do Not Underestimate Us

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If you think that we will not actually ban you, you will be banned. Remember that

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Those were the 3 rules you must abide by. Goodbye

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Regards,

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Water Handblast